Saturday, May 14, 2011

Generic, nude and non-affiliated mascots from those sporting teams that people like


Recently, the legal team of a major Australian sporting corporation ordered my confreres at Red Bubble to cease selling and displaying my mascot series. These little labours of love reaped me no profit, they only paid homage to certain teams of a certain sport that I’m quite fond of.
Their order was not only a wee bit petty, but also a tad tenuous. Afterall, I cannot see how they can lay claim to all avian, feline and canine representations, when these furry and feathery beasts appear prominently in varied codes of varied sports all over this great blue globe of ours.
However, with the fear of some orange-hued, alcopop swilling, man-child from said legal team knocking at my hovel’s door, I’ve decided to scrap the whole lovingly hewed series.
Good opportunity to announce the first in my new series… generic, nude and non-affiliated mascots from those sporting teams that people like. Wear them with pride, and with the knowledge that each purchase will save a kitten from a hungry lawyer.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sexy documentary about sexy sex

My beloved and I made a human. Apparently my pants-swimmers, as a complete surprise to me, were not the lifeless dust of a misspent youth, but an oozing, potent brew of fecundity. I decided to make a scientific documentary describing to my son how he was made, and here it is...

Show me the ... Cash

It's been quite a busy year so far, because my beloved and I made a human after a saucy weekend some 10 months ago. Here's a limited edition card I whipped up to celebrate said happy consequence ...

Friday, March 18, 2011

New client: Sunstainable

Just whipped up a new website and printed material for the fine folk at Sunstainable...



Friday, March 11, 2011

Double jump your butts to the Fanboy show

I have 2 pieces of acrylically rendered joy showing at the Artboy Gallery this long weekend only. For all those in Melbourne please go to 99 Greville St Prahran and rub your chin, whilst pondering loudly at how awesome my art is.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Clockwork Baby

It's only 3 weeks away until our little chap bursts into the world, so I thought I’d whip up a little homage to his inevitable naughty side...

Friday, January 28, 2011