New tshirt: Captain Kirk Cherub

By massive demand (ie 2 peeps) I now make available my nudey Captain Kirk cherub, from this tee

Live long and nudey, Star Trek style!

Buyers do-wear

Big Fat Robot on Big Fat Babies

My good friends at RedBubble now have print options for the bubs of the world...

New tshirt: Green Girls Have More Fun with nudey cherubs

My odd fascination with green women and cherubs continues unabated.

This time the cheeky cherubs are none other than the Star Trek Lotharios: Captain James Tiberius Kirk and Commander William Thomas Riker.

The Stardate is meant to represent when the Orion Syndicate (the hot green people) were first encountered by the Federation. However, there is much nerdish zealotry and conjecture to this, which I won’t bother to discussing here.

New tees: Green girls have more fun

A couple versions of my Orion Slave Girl in the buff. For us nerds who like a little sauciness with their Star Trek.

Green Girls
est Stardate 7564.1

Green bottom Girls

Make the Rockin’
Orion Syndicate
Go round

Itty Bitty Ditties - Teaser 'Bladder'

Oh joy of joys, an animated song that purports that love does not originate in the heart, but in the bladder, something I've always suspected.


This bladder-ladened teaser is from Itty Bitty Ditties - a 10-part TV series from PRA (the fine folk that conjured the wonderful Nick Cave-narrated Cat Piano) featuring Brian the Budgie and his reliable Hog named Ernst as they travel far and wide singing nonsensical songs about frivolous subjects in harmony with their musical cohorts.

It will be airing on the new children’s channel, ABC3, at the ungodly (and oddly precise) hour of 6.53am. So I may have to get the DVD.

It also features lyrics by Tom Bettany of The Beards, my favourite hirsute band from Adders.

ConfusedUs Says: ep. 1 Lip synching foolery

Just a little lip synching test...

Maybe not as polished and rivetting as my former post, but from an ugly seed an agreeable shrub may bloom.