Thursday, November 3, 2011

Tis the season to whip up and print some big fat family cheer. Here it be...

And one for the punters to buy...

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

New mascot and illustration commissions: RUXCON

The good folk from RUXCON hired me to create a crocodile mascot for their upcoming Computer Security Conference.

The second best brief ever... "Crocodile holding a beer and a lap top."

However, the best brief ever must go to "crocodile fighting robots" for their handbook...

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Generic, nude and non-affiliated mascots from those sporting teams that people like

Recently, the legal team of a major Australian sporting corporation ordered my confreres at Red Bubble to cease selling and displaying my mascot series. These little labours of love reaped me no profit, they only paid homage to certain teams of a certain sport that I’m quite fond of.
Their order was not only a wee bit petty, but also a tad tenuous. Afterall, I cannot see how they can lay claim to all avian, feline and canine representations, when these furry and feathery beasts appear prominently in varied codes of varied sports all over this great blue globe of ours.
However, with the fear of some orange-hued, alcopop swilling, man-child from said legal team knocking at my hovel’s door, I’ve decided to scrap the whole lovingly hewed series.
Good opportunity to announce the first in my new series… generic, nude and non-affiliated mascots from those sporting teams that people like. Wear them with pride, and with the knowledge that each purchase will save a kitten from a hungry lawyer.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sexy documentary about sexy sex

My beloved and I made a human. Apparently my pants-swimmers, as a complete surprise to me, were not the lifeless dust of a misspent youth, but an oozing, potent brew of fecundity. I decided to make a scientific documentary describing to my son how he was made, and here it is...

Show me the ... Cash

It's been quite a busy year so far, because my beloved and I made a human after a saucy weekend some 10 months ago. Here's a limited edition card I whipped up to celebrate said happy consequence ...

Friday, March 18, 2011

New client: Sunstainable

Just whipped up a new website and printed material for the fine folk at Sunstainable...

Friday, March 11, 2011

Double jump your butts to the Fanboy show

I have 2 pieces of acrylically rendered joy showing at the Artboy Gallery this long weekend only. For all those in Melbourne please go to 99 Greville St Prahran and rub your chin, whilst pondering loudly at how awesome my art is.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Clockwork Baby

It's only 3 weeks away until our little chap bursts into the world, so I thought I’d whip up a little homage to his inevitable naughty side...

Friday, January 28, 2011

WIPs for the FanBoy vs. ArtBoy show

Here they be, my WIPs for the upcoming Artboy show.

Detoxing month

Those of you who know me well, know that I like the occasional full bottle of full-bodied alcohol. Well prepare to gasp, as I’ve decided to do the unthinkable … I shall be detoxing… for a month. Some may say, “sure, pick February the shortest month you lousy, urine-soaked, drunken bum”. Well, that is just too unkind. Instead you should wish me well on my last weekend of booze and giggles, before I swim in the unchartered waters of sobriety for a month. In said waters, there be dragons, I’ve heard. Nasty things that bite with the gnashing teeth of reality, and spit with the fire of regret.

New logo: reemerge

I whipped up a new logo, for a new company. Watch this space for more soon...

New web site: Clear Security

Recently dotted the Ts and crossed the Is on a web site for the good people from Clear Security...

Friday, January 7, 2011

Exciting news und FanBoy vs. ArtBoy

Happy new year to you, my dwindling stalkers.

2011 will proof to be quite the interesting year for this old hack. My sperm, as a complete surprise to me, was not the lifeless dust of a misspent youth, but an oozing, potent brew of fecundancy. Consequently, late February will see the arrival of a bouncing baby boy of my DNA-ing. That's numero uno exciting news.

Numero two-o exciting news is that I'm back painting (Pro Hart must be shaking in his grave). The good folks at Artboy asked me to whip up some canvasy goodness to grace their walls.  "The only requirement for any pieces of work is that it MUST relate to gaming...anything from old school table-top FROGGER through to WORLD OF WARCRAFT." Below is a WIP. A prize for those who guess what games inspired them...

I think they may be inspired by God of War and Guitar Hero... yay, I won the the thing that I won.