Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sexy documentary about sexy sex

My beloved and I made a human. Apparently my pants-swimmers, as a complete surprise to me, were not the lifeless dust of a misspent youth, but an oozing, potent brew of fecundity. I decided to make a scientific documentary describing to my son how he was made, and here it is...

Show me the ... Cash

It's been quite a busy year so far, because my beloved and I made a human after a saucy weekend some 10 months ago. Here's a limited edition card I whipped up to celebrate said happy consequence ...

Friday, March 18, 2011

New client: Sunstainable

Just whipped up a new website and printed material for the fine folk at Sunstainable...



Friday, March 11, 2011

Double jump your butts to the Fanboy show

I have 2 pieces of acrylically rendered joy showing at the Artboy Gallery this long weekend only. For all those in Melbourne please go to 99 Greville St Prahran and rub your chin, whilst pondering loudly at how awesome my art is.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Clockwork Baby

It's only 3 weeks away until our little chap bursts into the world, so I thought I’d whip up a little homage to his inevitable naughty side...

Friday, January 28, 2011

WIPs for the FanBoy vs. ArtBoy show

Here they be, my WIPs for the upcoming Artboy show.






Detoxing month


Those of you who know me well, know that I like the occasional full bottle of full-bodied alcohol. Well prepare to gasp, as I’ve decided to do the unthinkable … I shall be detoxing… for a month. Some may say, “sure, pick February the shortest month you lousy, urine-soaked, drunken bum”. Well, that is just too unkind. Instead you should wish me well on my last weekend of booze and giggles, before I swim in the unchartered waters of sobriety for a month. In said waters, there be dragons, I’ve heard. Nasty things that bite with the gnashing teeth of reality, and spit with the fire of regret.